"Recently I Heard That Trump Made a Deal…."

By Effey

"Recently I heard from someone who knows someone who works for Trump that Trump made a deal with his friend Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia, to hack the DNC and the Whitehouse". 

"Don't ask me where I heard this!"

"Just trust me.  I heard it from someone very close to Donald Trump."

"It's really a disgrace!"  "Disgusting!"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest liar of them all?

Did you know that Donald Trumps businesses are $650 million in Debt.  Look it up in the New York Times.  "Trust me!"

"And did you also know that New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie for gave Donald $25 Million in Taxes which he owed the State of New Jersey when he bankrupted his Casino in New Jersey!"  "That was Pay for Play".  "Disgusting!"

How can a Casino go bankrupt when all they have to do is raise the odds on gambling?  Only a business expert who has no scruples and is used to cheating people out of their money can do something like this,  Actually I would call this expert a cheat, which is even worse than being a liar!

Did you know that Don's wife was originally an illegal immigrant to the United States?  I read it in the New York Post!

Imagine Melania being the First Lady.  This would be the first time a First Lady appeared on pictures in the nude.  It was all over the media.

Remember when John F. Kennedy was president?  One of the official pictures of him was in profile with his wife Jacqueline facing the camera.  It hung in every consulate and embassy overseas as well as in all Federal Buildings.  Now think of the Donald in profile and Melania facing the camera in the nude.  Wonderful!  What great PR this would be for the United States of America.  Imagine what the radical Islamists will make of this!  They are the ones who do not permit their wives to even show their faces.  In some sects the wives have to walk two steps behind their husbands!

Having fun, yet?

Stay tuned.

What do you think of his bogus health report?  Since when do 

gastroenteritis give health status reports?  When doctors check certain criteria of a person's health, they send samples of their cultures to a lab.  If the sample doesn't show signs of something wrong it is considered negative.  If there are signs of some infection it is written up as positive.  So when this quack said that Donald's health is positive, he meant that there is something wrong with his health.  But to say that the Don is the healthiest Candidate ever can't be correct, because this Quack could never have examined all the other previous Presidents.  It sounds like Donald dictated to the doctor what to write.  And even worse!  The American Medical Association doesn't even know this quack.  He is not registered with the AMA and most probably is working without a license!  Maybe he too, is an illegal immigrant.

Having fun yet?

Stay tuned!

Red Beans and ricely yours.